The LEGEND OF $TWTR DESIGNER

So today in finance today some wild shit went down. Twitter is blowing up in every fucking way imaginable. SELERITY is one of those sources on the forefront of earnings reports dropped in the 140 character limit.

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When the earnings report dropped 20 minutes before end of the trading day everyone started bailing out in way that cost alot of people in a big way. 20%. Crazy. The thing that really had me rolling is the idea that one web designer who prepped that post fucked up counting his timezones and cost the company in an epic way.  Years from now he will be trying to find a job and people will say shit like “you’re that twitter guy right?! Hey bill come in here! This is the guy that destryed twitter!” If anyone knows him. Buy him some drinks and put him on suicide watch. Goodnight interwebs. I want to go to sleep before curfew in Baltimore because the media is flipped upside down on this weird 24 hour coverage bs. Every channel is on some full scale Blade Runner.